Wednesday, July 19, 2006


The US Dept. of Defense has deployed 5,000 blue-vested WalMart greeters to combat illegal immigration into the United States from Mexico.

"After running out of regular army and guard units, we were at a loss... make that a stop loss" chuckled DoD spokesman H.R. Puffenstuv. "It was either them or the boy scouts, and we need the scouts for Venezuela. You didn't hear me say that. Besides old people love the dry heat. They head south anyway. It's win win, a no brainer."

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