Wednesday, July 19, 2006


Jabby ex-red border boxer Vlad "2Boots" Putin ain't fillin' the galushki hole with seconds. It's a political chin shot - two in fact - with the BB Boys ouchin' and yelpin' and duckin' for cover - too late.

Vlad suckered Tony B with an uppercut concerning the combustible "cash for peerages" scandal that has engulfed the blighty's ruling Labour Party. While Blair counted the stars, the steely Putin served Dubya a right hook that the two Karls - Rove and Marx - would be proud of. Democracy? “We certainly would not want to have same kind of democracy as they have in Iraq, quite honestly.” Here's your ass back, fratboy. Bus stop is down the street. Fear my KGB skillz.

The G8 Merkleoglers were lucky only the chins got skinned. Putin, known as "2Boots", has the ability to literally kick both your nuts out, two shots, one nut at a time. Ask Yeltsin.

It can be done. It's all about will, instinct and precision. Advantage Vlad - in the cagematch for Supreme Earth Overlord. 'Cause you gotta have the right kind of crazy, baby.

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