Saturday, July 28, 2007

Saturday, July 14, 2007

NOT-SO-SECRET SQUIRRELS

Iranians arrest 14 squirrels for spying
"Iranian intelligence operatives recently detained over a dozen squirrels found within the nation's borders, claiming the rodents were serving as spies for Western powers determined to undermine the Islamic Republic."

Half a year's undercover work blown! Months of intense training down the drain. Just after I was able to transform a frantic and indecisive baker's dozen plus of layabout junkie squirrels into a crack covert strike group - disaster strikes inside the borders of Iran.
















Captured squirrel to Iranian interrogators: NUTS!

Now the finger pointing starts. Who ratted us out? Was it the Brits? Could the once-healthy rivalry between our Covert Squirrel Squad and the Queen's own Band of Basra Badgers have ended with such treachery? Doubtful. Betrayal this deep usually comes from within.



IN HAPPIER TIMES: Rehabilitated junkie squirrel #000 consults with deep cover op "Morocco Mole", or "MM", who is now suspected of a treasonous double cross during OPERATION PERSIAN PEANUT

Iranian strongman Mahmoud Ahmadinejad better watch his nuts! There's plenty of patriotic rodentia in the mighty Fleece forest.

LOOKING FOR A FEW GOOD SCIURIDAE!

In light of this recent setback, the top secret Fleece training facility in Cascadia is again taking applications for any shade-tails interested in foreign service. Calling all able bodied and patriotic tree squirrels, ground squirrels, chipmunks and marmots (please, no woodchucks). Flying squirrels fluent in middle eastern dialects given top priority, sexual preferences not withstanding.

INTENSIVE SECRET SQUIRREL TRAINING FACILITY
Fleece Compound - Spring 2007