Tuesday, July 18, 2006


Canada's chillingly bush PM Harper ("area god shill takes country") is in the media mutt-slam for backing up Israel with the "measured response" talking point as Yarmulka missiles kerplutz Canadians in Lebanon.

To prevent further bad press, endangered Canuckistanis will be plucked from peril by Pierre Burton's gallant lads & lesbians at sea. HMS Stretchypants steams for the holy fester after a crane pulls her from the adventure pond at West Edmonton Mall.

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