Sunday, July 16, 2006

Awwwww FREAK OUT!

YOU CAN'T WRITE THIS SHIT!!!
But you can write this shit:
1) Finally found the WMDs
2) "The Dead Zone 2"
3) (Shakes baby violently)
This is what I do to leakers!
4) Look upon my works, ye baby,
and despair!
5) IT BURNS!
6) The most avant garde
Robert De Niro impression ever.
7) This how you get baby oil!
8) Time for a change, America!
9) BRAAAINNSSSS!!!!
10) Smells like foreign policy

1 comment:

Herbie Popsfarter said...

They're all brilliant, but I personally love the cheap-laugh quotient of #8.
"I want my Baby-back, Baby-back, Baby-ba..." Oh never mind.