Saturday, September 12, 2009

GOD CREATES MORON

REJECTED REPUBLICAN SPIN AFTER JOE WILSON (R-SC) SHOUTED “YOU LIE” AT PRESIDENT OBAMA DURING RECENT JOINT SESSION OF CONGRESS:

-Overwhelmed by his respect for the President, Joe actually attempted to sing “You Light Up My Life” but realized very early into the chorus that this was neither the time nor the place. You’ve got give this fine statesman credit for sparing the nation any rendition of what can only be described as a horrible song.

-Joe was trying to get down with a brother and yelled “Ya-ight!”. That’s sort of a street-slang approval thing to say among the colored, isn’t it? Anyways, once again the minority-hating liberal media gets it wrong.

-It’s a well known fact that Joe suffers from Tourette Syndrome. I suppose now the Democrats will want to force all victims of this condition to face a legislative death panel in order to protect the delicate ears of goat-marrying communists, etc.

-For the love of God this was only days before the anniversary of 9/11!

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