WASHINGTON - The United States issued a stern warning to a boatload of teenagers following an incident near the Strait of Hormuz in which the pleasure craft "Pocket Fisherman" veered dangerously close to three navy warships.
"The Gulf of Oman is no place for vacationing teenagers and their new fangled radio gadgets", warned Vice Admiral Ronald J. Popeil of the 5th fleet. "The US Navy does not look favorably upon drunken fraternity hijinks. These numb skulls were seconds away from being diced, sliced and julian fried. It's just that simple."
According to Jane's Defence Weekly, Navy countermeasures against small watercraft include the "Cap Snaffler", the "Drain Buster", and the rumoured "Inside The Eggshell Scrambler".
Monday, January 14, 2008
HORMUZ SPEEDBOATS SOLVED: US NAVY TAUNTED BY MISTER MICROPHONE
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